Why so blue?

Neste domingo, Lilly Allen postou essa mensagem em seu blog no MySpace :

Sunday, May 13, 2007

fat , ugly and shitter than winehouse
that is all i am , im on my own in america again . I used to pride myself on
being strong minded and not being some stupid girl obsessed with the way I look
. I felt like it didnt matter if I was a bit chubby cause , im not a model , I'm
a singer . Im afraid I am not strong and have fallen victim to the evil machine
. I write to you in a sea of tears from my hotel bed in Seattle , I have spent
the past hour researching gastric bypass surgery , and laser lipo suction
.

E agora, aparentemente recuperada, Lilly escreveu essa nova mensagem:

Sorry Current mood: Better
Hi guys , I'm sorry if I worried anyone with the
blog I wrote yesterday . I was feeling pretty sorry for myself , I've been
reading all your comments and they have made me realise there is more to life
than being thin ! So thank you . I think I was just having a hard time last week
. After reading cheryl tweedys comments branding me a "chick with a dick". I was
feeling pretty low and aswell as that, some of you might know I launched my
clothing line for new look last tuesday , and seeing my picture in so many
newspapers next to kate moss' , made me feel grotesque momentarily . I know its
a silly way to feel and I am incredibly proud of myself and my achievements over
the past year, there are so many good things about my life . I really am
incredibly lucky . I guess it shows how much of an effect the media can have on
us young ladies . As for the amy winehouse bit , someone sent me a link to a
picture blog where there were some paparazzi shots of my brother and I , and
there were hundreds of comments from mean sad people , saying I was a fat ugly
bitch and how much better amy is than I . Usually I ignore these things , but in
my heightened emotional state I let them get the better of me . My mum has come
out here to keep me company and I feel much better now , I sha'nt be getting any
surgery , instead I will be eating lots of bread and pasta and thinking about
what to write about for the next album . I really am touched and was quite
surprised at the reaction the blog received and it definitely has restored my
faith in humanity . I know I've said bad things about people in the past ,
though the majority of them have been blown wayyyy out of proportion , but this
i mean Cheryl if you're reading this , I may not be as pretty as you but at
least I write and SING my own songs without the aid of autotune . I must say
taking your clothes off , doing sexy dancing and marrying a rich footballer must
be very gratifying , your mother must be so proud , stupid bitch .

Para quem não sabe, the stupid bitch em questão é essa:

E tudo porque Cheryl disse isso sobre Lilly em uma entrevista semana passada:

"After being reminded Lily once claimed no one wanted to look like
Tweedy, Cheryl shot back, 'Because everyone wants to look like her. Chick with a
dick."

( SE NESTE PONTO DO POST VOCÊ NÃO ESTÁ ENTENDENDO NADA, FAÇO MINHAS AS PALAVRAS DO MEU AMIGO RAPHAEL: "PS: Se você não entendeu nada que está escrito aqui está na hora de aprender inglês! Pense no seu futuro"
GOT IT???Sooo, MOVING ON....)

Chick with a dick???

Irritante, não???

Eu me irritaria...

De qualquer forma, em the celebrity bitch battle of the
day, oresultado final aqui neste brog sempre
será:

LILLY ALLEN >>>>Cheryl "something Hoe"

obs: Pelo menos você tem
belos dentes Lilly!!!

Já a Amy...NO, NO
NO!!!